Worst Art Composition

This is the absolute worst art composition we have seen. What is the worst thing for you? For some people, it is the loss of work. For others, it is the loss of a loved one. For Tim, it was the loss of his best electronic cigarette. Am I cynical? Nothing I’d rather do. It was during the sixth grade, that our beloved hero Tim had discovered the power of Robocop’s arch nemesis. Feeding it a heavy diet of sour patch kids, Ed-209 grew from a little cub to a gay loving bear. Some blame his success partly on his penis extender. Other feel it was his use of lips and noses that allowed him to become the most feared robo destroyer in all of sixth grade. It wasn’t until he got off the bus on the first day of school that he saw the love of his life.

More to be continued on this heart wrenching story. But first, a word from our CEO of penis extenders ; sir long rod of the ninth roundtable. Sir long rod has been a formidable foe in the underworld and was recently featured in GQ magazine with the renowned William Packer of O’ville. A man with a beer, a can, pheromones, and a plan, William has been instrumental in the adaptation of the Iphone to verizon. Part of his expertise involves drinking six packs, yelling at his son, and engaging in roto rectal precision. Yes, he is a cub with a different stroke.  Rumor has it he was the son of a billy goat not too long ago in the valley of green smoke. Even worse is the fact that he had pheromones in his bloodstream.

Traction is the gradual stretching of the body that enlarges and extends the body overtime. When the body is forced to stretch, it then must regenerate cells to accommodate the newly enlarged part. Overall, traction works. With that said, it would be easy to assume that since most penis work since they follow the traction ideal. However, this is not the case. Many penis extenders do not work, yet men are blindsided by the traction theory and assume that all extenders work. This makes choosing an extender complicated especially when there are many extenders that claim to work. The Andro Extender is another one of those products. While the makers of the Jes Extender claim that the product works, this review will be able to tell that and much more.

The Jes Extender stands firmly on its platform as the self-proclaimed best penis extender on the market today. Now this may be a bit of a stretch, but all in all, the Jes Extender still works. Firstly, Jes stands firmly on not only on its claims as the best penis extender manufacturer, but it also stands firmly on scientific evidence that proves that its extender actually works. Based on the non-biased clinical studies, men between the ages of 23 to 47 years of age averaged 28% in gains in length, girth or both during a period between 8 to 24 weeks. While other extenders have seen up to 35% increases in penis size, 28% is still a noticeable improvement in such a short amount of time. Nonetheless, not only are the clinical studies impressive, but physicians within the medical community have also noted the studies. Since the study, physicians have since suggested Size Genetics Extender to their clients as well and this includes the Euro Extender.

The Jess Extender is not only used as an enlarging tool but this particular extender is also effective in correcting a common penile problem called Peyronie’s Disease. In most cases, a curved penis is usually indicative of Peyronie’s Disease as the disease affects penile tissue. The affected tissue is what gives the penis its curved appearance. The X4 Labs Extender addresses this issue in gently aligning the penis as new cells are regenerated.

The construction of the Jes Extender is pretty basic in design. The extender contains a comfort penis strap, and the penis extender itself which consists of rods and an area where the penis is placed. The best penis extender is the most basic model. Even though it is extremely basic the price is still quite moderate at $240. The light extender comes with an instructional DVD and a one year warranty. From this model there is the original gold standard priced at $299, the titanium model priced at $319, the silver model priced at $399, the gold model priced at $499 and finally the platinum model priced at a whopping $1399. There are only slight differences in the actual design. However, it seems that the higher priced models are loaded with unnecessary bonuses like 24 karat gold traction rods in the gold model and platinum traction rods in the platinum edition. While these features add a bit of luxury to the model, it doesn’t seem justifiable to charge such a price for fancy extras when it does not actually enhance the extender’s performance. Nonetheless, these options can accommodate a moderate or even a limitless budget.

In conclusion, the Jess penis extender does work and has been proven in the medical community among clinical studies. Moreover, not only does the medical community approve but doctors are even endorsing the extender and suggesting the extender to their patients. The price may seem a bit overzealous, but there are many versions to choose from so that it can accommodate any customer’s budget. Each extender comes with a warranty and a money back guarantee if not satisfied making the Jess Extender worth a try.

Improve Sperm Motility

For hundreds of years problems with conception were blamed on the woman, if she did not produce an heir and particularly a male heir she could be set aside in some cases. That has been many years ago and thankfully medical technology has come a long way in determining infertility problems. As a result, it has been discovered that nearly 40% of infertility issues involve males and more to the point sperm.

Healthy Sperm

For the best chances to increase sperm count, you want healthy sperm. Strong healthy sperm will be active, well formed and each ejaculation will contain a minimum of 39 million sperm. Much of this information can only be determined by visiting a fertility specialist, which you should see if you have tried to conceive for 6 months with no results.

At least 4% of your sperm should have a normal formation, oval head and long tail for good motility. As far as movement is concerned, you want at least 40% of your sperm to be moving as it is their job to make it to the egg and achieve penetration and increase seminal fluid.

Myths

If you have been trying to conceive for some time with no results you have likely heard more than a few pieces of “helpful” advice about the problem, including the type of underwear you choose. Many of these old tales are just that, tales or myths. Positioning, hip elevation and the use of Viagra to produce more sperm are all myths. Sperm must be healthy enough to make the journey within a short amount of time or the PH level in the vagina will neutralize them.

Tight underwear or jeans, smoking, alcohol consumption and overheating the “area” can however result to increase sperm motility . As can:

• Illness
• Certain childhood diseases
• Obesity
• Trauma to the genital area
• Undescended testes
• STD infections resulting in scarring

Staying Healthy

The first key to improving sperm motility is paying attention to your overall health. Many common health issues can also affect your sperm count and mobility. A few common sense actions can make all the difference. Consider:

• Exercise
• Plenty of rest
• A balanced diet
• Lose excess weight- obesity can affect sperm health
• Stop smoking
• Avoid hot tubs
• Limit or eliminate caffeine and alcohol intake

Supplements

In addition to taking better care of your physical body and health, you may want to consider bolstering your health via vitamin and mineral supplements. Several different vitamins you can take will increase sperm production, health and motility. A few of these include:

• B-12- 1,000 mcg
• E- 400 IU’s twice per day
• C- 500 mg twice per day
• Selenium 200 mcg daily
• Zinc 15 mg twice per day

Final Thoughts

Sometimes despite your best efforts, there is little you can do to improve sperm motility or health. For some people it may be congenital defect and others it could be a problem with physical injury. In these situations, you may want to consider IVF or adoption. Never forget that there are many paths to parenthood and increase ejaculation and ejaculoid.